Tom Byron has handed me over one of his biggest lines ... Ass Eaters Unanimous. With this one being the lucky #13 in the series. I am flattered he has trusted me with continuing the line. I like ass eating, to me and by me. So now having this line I can put a bit of my own feel to it. Plus I get to meet and shoot 8 new girls every time out. I win in every apsect. It's a lot of man ass in front of me but it's nice to have another line and a different type of series. I plan on doing what I can to make these movies unique, fun, and entertaining ... oh yeah and very strokable.

DAY #1 (Thursday June 29, 2006) "The Day from Hell"

We had four scenes scheduled from noon until 4pm, all staggered by one hour. Girls arrive make-up ready and ready to lick man bottom. If all goes well, we would be packed up and out the door by 5pm. BUT we are on porn time and porn watches. We had a girl once tell us she doesn't wear a watch so she wouldn't know how late she is. I had dinner plans with a friend after the shoot. Hoping the entire time that all goes well and that my dinner plans would still be on.

Okay then it begins ... this short little ass of an agent brings his girl almost an hour late, his usual type of manuever. He leaves explaining he'll be back later. Maybe he had other girls to drop off late. The girl preps and stands in for pretty girl and BJ stills. After the BJ stills we ask the guy to get into the first ass eating position and the girl looks dumbfounded. She aks if we are joking, we assure her we are not, she asks if she has to do it, we assure her that she does. But the girly doesn't lick ass or eat ass or freakin doesn't want to be near any ass. Her agent never told her it's an ass eating scene, shit that extra hour they were late, he could have spent telling her about the scene. Scene #1 cancelled! Little man arrives to pick her up and blames us for discussing hemorrhoids in her presence. How about letting your girls know what they are hired for. I went off on the "agent", letting him know that these are the reasons we stopped using him in the past, why people don't use his agency, and how I will NEVER use his girls. He doesn't get it. He promised another girl will be in later to make-up the cancelled scene. By the way, I got all of this on tape ... the girl and the agent. Great BTS for the DVD.

We then sat and waited and called his next girl, who after three hours we realized won't be coming. We did get a call back from her saying she was on her way. She never arrived. Mark (Alias our PM) managed to get a hold of Leah Luv who promised to be by after her errands were done. She has never eaten ass but was pretty loyal to us regarding work. The first willing ass eater arrived on time. Amber Rayne is so cute and reminded me of one of my old friends. This girl ate ass like a champ. I was so impressed and happy that we finally shot a scene and it was that good. It was a perfect beginning for my new movie. I will be recommending her and using her in my future projects.

Then arrived a Russian blonde bombshell, Aaralyn Barra. She didn't believe I was a russky and asked me where I was from in Russian. Haha I responded in our native language and threw her off. Christian was the male talent in the scene and between them two, I had another very impressive performance. With a conclusion a must see! Like Rick Masters in scene #1, Christian popped from the piledriver postion but added his own special twist to it. (a quick FYI, in the movie the guys are in piledriver) The day was running long but the two scenes were amazing, just one thing ... I had to keep pushing back my dinner. First 5 then 6 then 7, luckily my friend was very understanding and knowledgable about how the industry works.

Leah Luv arrived from her errands around 7:00pm and shortly we began. She has never eaten ass on camera or at home. This was going to be a special moment for all of us, especially for me. My first movie in this series and I get Leah's first ass eating, the day was getting much better. I got a chance to add to my Girls with Cameras collection, as Leah was very receptive to the idea. Here is the LEAH LUV - CAMERA Gallery. For a first time butt muncher she was wonderful, shit she was great for a veteran butt licker. I truly appreciated her stepping up and doing something that unique for her. The long day was all worth it with what we got on tape. We were done a little after 9:00pm and my friend has been waiting for over 4 hours. After dinner I arrived home at 1:45am and was ready for a 9:00am call time.

DAY #2 (Friday June 30, 2006) "Great day, great performances."

After four hours of sleep I was back on set for a full day of work. As usual the first girl cancelled or decided not to stick her tongue in man butt. We still had three scenes scheduled but Mark (PM extraordinare) was working hard trying to make-up the cancellation. Zoe Matthews arrived on time ready for action. The first time I saw her was at the 666 Party. She was hot then and she was hot this morning. She was good at eating ass but couldn't control her laughter when the roles were reversed. I guess her bum is a bit ticklish. Next was Katalina Linda, I have met her numerous times as she works for Number1Models, my friend's agency. I have seen her in the office but never in action. She did a wonderful job and actually got me a bit excited. I rarely get my panties in a bunch when shooting, but damn her eyes and mouth made me a bit flustered. I might have to come around the agency more often.

Next came Nikki Nievez and Jenner ... we all knew this might be the scene of the movie. Both are wild crazy young kids and being a couple might be going that extra mile for us. While trying to find a replacement Jenner overheard Mark's frustration and suggested a friend, Aaliyah Jolie. Aaliyah is a tall blonde, high heels and all about 6'2". Nikki, Jenner, Diablo, and I went outside to shoot. Nikki is a big squirter and offered to drench my big ass. I was actually looking forward to it except that I had more scenes to shoot. Shit if it was the last scene of the day, um Ivan would be one wet bastard. As our entire shoot takes place at Mark's, he had a problem with Nikki drenching his floors, so exterior scene it was. The only thing I have to say about the scene is it must be seen to be believed. I had to stop a few times to make sure everyone was okay. Poor Diablo was shooting BTS and was shocked by what he saw. We had people on the ground, on the recliner, in the tree ... damn we even had girl juice flying over my shoulder! I was so close to jumping in front of the stream, took everything in my power to hold back. I love girl juices and pee pee. There was even a donut in the mix. :) We topped of the ass eating adventure with the long legged Aaliyah and Alias. Here is the Camera gallery of the hot and wild NIKKI NIEVEZ

The day was not over as we shot a DP with the new and hot girl. Only her ninth scene and did she have a story to tell. The guys pried in her business and she was happy to oblige. According to her, her man of 6 years has no idea what she does. Kids at home, fiance at home ... a few houses and now she is in the Jizz Bizz. She blames him for her decision and made sure we were aware how much fun she is having. She was really nice and out going and the guys had fun talking to her. The four guys on set, all four porn guys mind you, were shocked about her attitude and really sympathized with her man. She did a great job, shit even flirted with this adorable cameraman but dang talk about a mind trip. And talk about justifications people use to blame others.

I guess to each his own, or to MANY HIS OWN.

We managed 5 scenes on this Friday and 8 total in 2 days. Successful time with great performances. Can't wait to jump into editing all this. Next up one last scene for Ass Eaters then the movie is complete.