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We have been planning this BBQ for a while now. It started of as a more fan meets porn people type thing, then became a more of a Carnival atmosphere and finally Raven and I came up with a game plan. It became an industry event only where directors/companies, agents and girls can mingle and find work with each other. Summers are always very slow so this was a perfect opportunity to get people some exposure and work. No media or outside people were told about this. It wasn’t about getting anyone’s face on websites or having girls put on a show for cameras. This was supposed to be very laid back type atmosphere. And boy it was. Raven and I met at 10am on location then jetted over to Ralphs for the grub. The plan at this time was that he and I were in charge of getting the people and all the snack and drinks. Our webguy Bobby was supposed to bring the meat and cook. Jesse was bringing his sounds and Dan the sales guy extraordinare was bringing the booze.

The days leading up to the party. I emailed and texted many friends and co-workers from the industry. The time was set between 12 and 5pm. But we knew party people usually show up later. And in porn’s case, much later. By noon the food was out and Dan had a ridiculous amount of booze. We had a stupid amount of snacks and sodas. Mike who owns the house was very generous in giving us free reign of the place. I will be a regular shooter there from now on. Okay now for the chickies … There was this really cute teen running around the house. That came in for a go see a few weeks back. She now is not with that agent and is free balling freelance 18 year old porn chick. At Ralphs we spotted Holly Wellin and later at the house. I confronted her and asked why she was following us and she yelled back with her hot English accent that she wanted us. Well, I call bullshit! As she didn’t even join the party the entire day. But no matter what I find that girl amazingly hot.

Then our peeps began to show up. My homegirl Elena Heiress showed up dressed to kill. Her personality out weighs her amazing look. She texted me earlier and was concerned this was a bad practical joke on her and she was going to be the only one there. I assured her that wasn’t the case but for about 60 minutes it did feel that way. Then Jesse arrived with Tasty Michinoku. You might wonder who Tasty is. Okay this is one of the cutest, nicest, innocent, cutest girls anyone will ever meet. She works with us at the office, she is part of the sales team and her smile can sell ice to an Eskimo. So now we had … Elena , Tasty, Jesse, Dan, Dan’s buddy, Justin Syder, Mike the location dude, the 18 year cutey and me in my orange outfit. Yeah I had to look out there and fun. So I dressed like the Orange flavored Koolaid man.

Okay this is where the fun began. We were all sitting inside the air conditioned living room when we hear a bunch of motorcycles. AND what happened next was amazingly surreal. Everyone knows I love the color ORANGE. Jeez even our horror movies (www.RoadsideKiller.com) are all about the orange. So here we go … A group of 30 or so black bikers wearing ORANGE!!! start flowing in from the parking area. Yes, orange and black, it was crazy. I looked at everyone in the room and yelled out, “My Posse is here, you betta watcha yourselves!” Everyone laughed but I continued the warning. It was like if Fanta or Sunkist decided to gang up. Fuck the red or the blue, it’s Orange time. After a few minutes I went outside and was mobbed by the group. They were as happy to see a fellow orange dude as I was of them. These guys were so cool and fun, even their chicks wore orange. The motorcycle club is called “1 Down” and this 1 porn director was down. Of course I managed a few pictures of them before they threw me in front of them for my new myspace profile pic. Here is a funny thing … there was only one white guy in the group. So I asked him if he was like the black kid in South Park named Token. And yeah he was! Their token was this little white guy. Priceless!

At this point agents started coming in hoards with the girls. LA Direct made an appearance for like 5 minutes and took off. I was actually about to book one of their girls but the guy was gone. So oh well, I moved on to the next group. Foxxx Models was there and their girls were amazingly cute. So yeah, I got me a creampie girl for Creamplosions #3 and possibly for more. Then I spotted a girl hanging with Raven. This girl was very cute and with a kick ass body. (Cheap plug for Raven’s company). Well not really for Kick Ass since her boobs are fake and they can’t shoot her. But I can and will. At one point one of the 1 Down guys was naked on the grass with a few girls. I just missed that with my camera but oh well. I didn’t need to see that anyway on my day off. A bit later walked in two girls from ItModels.com. One was Kirra Lynn who is freakin hot. She has been on my list to shoot for a while and meeting her in person sealed the deal. The girl she came with has been on a go see to our place before but looked even cutier this day. So at this point I had 5 girls I wanted to shoot and made sure I got pictures of all of them.

There was also the oh so hot Trina Michaels. Her and Raven are best buds, acting like very young and wacky brother and sister team. Constantly punching each other. Elena made her rounds grabbing on Tasty’s body and Trina’s giant boobs. She also wound up playing with Vannah Sterling who came to our office a few days back. Both Dan and I were smitten by her looks and personality. Talk about a wifey type. Jeez, super wifey type. After her go see we invited her to the party and she didn’t dissapoint all dressed up like a swat team member. Elena played with boobs, got me some great BTS footage, made everyone she met a new fan then was off home. I already miss her just writing about her. Bobby arrived about 5 hours late with the meat and began barbecuing. It was a bit late as the house was beginning to empty out. Which I guess meant more food for us. My orange brothers were leaving but made a serious impression. They even went and bought more beer, simply stating they didn’t want to freeload. They also didn’t disrespect the girls and didn’t cause any trouble. If anything were the most professional fuckers there. I actually made some new acquaintances out of that group.

As the party cleared out, there more room for socializing and catching up with people from previous engagements. These two hot girls we met at Justin Syder’s BBQ were there. Alyssa and I sat for a while taking about bigfoot. Her dad saw one back in her forest covered home state. Of course I brought some IAMIVAN buttons for the girls and a two pairs of thongs. I managed to give one to this Paris Hilton looking girl who was kind enough to model for some pictures then shot a quick smoking clip for 420TUBE.tv I also met some guy named SuaveXXX who I guess used to work with Rob Black back before I got in the business. Yup, more stories followed but mostly good.

As the party wound down Tasty, Raven and I cleaned the mess up. After an hour we were done and everyone headed home. For those who came out, we appreciate the support. For those who didn’t, they missed a great time and possibly some work opportunities. After a slow start this became a pretty fun event. I got bunch of bookings together, a few people actually got some work out of this and many just got to know each other. Most of the people didn’t know this was all put together by Raven of Kick Ass Pictures and the crew of Anabolic Digital. But it wasn’t about that, it was about just letting loose and just having a good time.

Mission was accomplished. And video coming later this week.