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Today we started a new series for Anabolic Digital, no real title yet just, I am booking the hottest chicks possible. Scary hot crazy cast!  First was Priya Rai, yup the gorgeous Indian internet sensation.  We had this scene booked for almost a month and today was the day.  I was nervous already having to shoot, I get this way on occasions.  Yesterday I shot for Jayden Jaymes … a GGA with Phoenix Marie.  Yeah Jayden got anally attacked by Phoenix Marie and her strap-on.  So at least shooting those hot chicks and having a nice heart to heart with Jayden afterwards loosened me up.  But still as my friends know, stupid drama engulfs me these days but as long as I hold a camera in my hand I am good.  Day started rough but sitting back with Priya made it a fun time.  Sometimes with big names you might get attitude so I wasn’t sure how Priya would be but yowzers … she was great.

We sat and talked about horror movies all day, at the office, on the ride to set, on location, even during the scene as we stopped for stills.  The girl is amazingly hot and fun.  To me it’s simple, I treat people with respect and make the set fun and laid back.  So even if you do come with an attitude it’’s hard to throw it at a cuddly bear smiling at you while making funny noises during tease.

On the day I had my boys on set.  We are all in struggle mode these days but when we all work together we get shit accomplished and have a great time doing it.  I was asked to shoot this movie less our style and more um other style.  So I was fine with it, just knew it would be a longer day.  My brother was on the stills today and blasted off the entire 4GB card of them.  I had my boy Chris Evans on set shooting for Porn Valley 91311 and helping out with lighting.  Robert was there to make sure the web team got their video clips.  The entire team minus Jesse was on hand.  And we had a long yet fun day.  This team would make any company a success with it’s work ethic and creativity.

So after Robert got his web clips, I proceeded to shoot some tease.  Priya already saw my reel and new that even though I might take some time, the results are simply … well … Ivan. Also this hot ass woman said she would love to die in a movie, being the giant horror fan she is.  I have some really fun stuff for her for my Whorrific Tales (Ho Hunters scene).  To get the scene going I shot Priya doing the baby oil thing out by the pool.  One issue came up, my sound effects.  When I shoot teases I make swoosh and swishing sound effects as well as porno music …. Pawchickapowow!!! Priya couldn’t stop giggling during it and asked me to stop so should concentrate on touching herself.  To me, these are the types of moments that make or break sets and scenes.  She was loose and having fun because she was enjoying herself and was treated as a person and not a piece of meat.  Her personality came through and even though she was apprehensive originally about ALL we had to do on video, she expressed her enjoyment of working on my set and was okay with it.  Again to me that is a priceless I believe what my crew brings to the set is that and I also believe it is undervalued.

The scene went off without a hitch then we shot this new idea of popsickle thingy.  It’s an interesting idea but just adds on to the time on set.  Of course by this time Priya was smitten with me and my crew.  The Ivan and the Ivanettes were in high gear today, entertaining the chickie and making sure the day was filled with laughter, joy and sunshine.  At the end I gave Priya a stuffed toy Elephant (VIDEO below).  Why elephant?  In the morning during our conversation she mentioned her love of elephants so when I was buying supplies I saw this elephant staring at me, so I got him for her.  She was jazzed about it and let her boobs touch mine during a friendly hug.  Yup her famous boobs touched my famous boobs.  Not many get to touch mine so she better treasure the moment.

After the shoot the day got more interesting. Steve for AdultFaces.com and I went to dinner to watch the Lakers/Nuggets game.  While at dinner, how surreal is this?  We see John Wooden!!! Yes thee John Wooden leaving the place while the game is still going on.  So I quickly run to my truck and get him a copy of Sweet Cheeks #11.  What’s weird is he WOODEN’T take it.  Yup a play on words   Why you ask … because he already had one at home.  I asked if he wanted a picture with me, you know I am trying to be polite.  But he was in a hurry home to finish watching the three girl final scene in Sweet Cheeks #11.  So I thanked him for being a fan and he went on his way.

When the game finished, I could have gotten some trim … OLD TRIM.  This old drunk cougar yells out, “Ivan!”  I’m like huh? what?  She keeps yelling Ivan! Ivan!  I am Ivan!  So I am now looking at this drunk-not-so-bad-looking older lady as she keeps slurring my name.  She says “I am Ivan!”, I reply, “no! I am Ivan!”  She says your hat says I am Ivan and I am yeah I am Ivan. She says, “I am Ivan!” I again reply “you are not Ivan, I am Ivan!”  She says “Okay I know you are Ivan!”  I told her to have a nice night and walked away, the entire time going damn that old scanty cougar could have take a trip on the bear express, well more like the bear escalator … slow escalator but a fun trip none the less.

Now I sit and wonder about my last two days of fun with Jayden Jaymes, Phoenix Marie and today’s lovely new friend Priya Rai.  Plus my big fan the legendary John Wooden and the scanky cougar I should have brought here to my office for a fun webcam show.  But nope as usual I play the nice guy role, I bet Steve from AdultFaces.com went back there, tried to recruit her then banged her out. Dangit, another day another dollar spent another vagina lost.  And BTW, I did see John Wooden but never approached him … for all we know he liked Teenage Anal Princess #9 more then Sweet Cheeks #11.  I guess we will never know.

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