We weren’t sure what was up for the 4th of July, so Kory and I decided to have a small little get together. The plan was to record the entire day and have some really fun footage for a Puba project we are working on. Kory handled the invites while I figured out what needed to be shot.
I wanted to make this something worth while for us. So I gathered up all my cool Lomography cameras as well as my still camera and of course two BTS video cameras. The morning of the BBQ I spent probably an hour figuring out my game plan for wardrobe. Yeah, I am a total chick when it comes to clothes. I had to be “Ivan” which meant loads and loads of orange! Pretty much I CHOLOed out with an orange camouflage hat, orange and black Bengals jersey, ankle low orange shorts, knee high sucks and sandles.
Before leaving I loaded up my Holga camera and set-up my underwater housing for my fisheye 2 camera. Then off to the store I went. I bought 72 sodas and around 12,500 chips/pretzels. Yes I counted them all … not really. Then I headed to 7-Eleven for a nice, cold, delicious bottle of Canada Dry Club Soda. On my way out of the store a cop pulled in. Being in my inner/outer cholo mode, I was like “yo vato youts better not make eye contact with me, holmes.” But as my inner cholo thoughts with a columbian or maybe italian accent got louder, I began to snarl in anticipation for the confrontation. I stopped by my truck, reached in my pocket and slowly pulled out the cold steel … of my key chain ring. Then it happened! The “Man” the “Pig” the “Dirty Bacon” says, … “Cincinnati jersey? where are you from?” I was like “yo holmes, why you’ts always picking on me, you fudgin dirty badge wearing swine!” But all that scary talk came out as, “oh hi! I’ve been a Bengals fan since 1980.” in my biggest girl voice ever. I was in West Hollywood so it was probably more appropriate anyways. The cop wound up being from Ohio, we chatted for a few and I headed to the BBQ.
The people slowly filed in as Kory aka Papa Puba began cooking for the peeps. Andrew and I ran around taking pictures of the girls. Asa ran around chasing her dog from eating human food. Natasha ran around chasing her vagina as she masturbating all over the place. At one point on the diving board. Ughhm, quick plug. To see that you better join www.NatashaNice.com son. I had my set-up of Lomography cameras and I tested out all the various fun techniques the cameras offered. The girls: Asa Akira, Emy Reyes, London Keyes and Natasha Nice, had their boobs out sunbathing away. Natasha was fully nekked for her hand’s easy access.
At one point Kory tried to teach his dog Mosley how to swim. But I guess Mosley is not one of those aquatic animals as he panicked and scratched up Papa Puba. Then we decided to play a prank on London. She brought her two dogs as well: Mimi (a scruffy little mut) and Zoey (a 3 pound chihuaha). The plan was to record the entire event. The event was going to be Kory pretending to take lil Zoey and jump in the pool with her. BUT we couldn’t do that with an actual cute little monster named Zoey. So we looked and looked for something small and brown that can play Zoey’s stunt double. Of course, guess who had the perfect item, yes me. I carry an emergency stash of stuffed toys to give out after shoots. And on this day I had a brown monkey in the truck.
And now for the EVENT: While people talked on the other side of the pool, Kory yells out, “attention everyone, I am going to jump in the pool with Zoey.” He is holding Zoey at that moment. London says, “don’t do that, Kory I’ll be mad at you. Stop.” Kory takes a few steps of a running start, enough to be hidden behind the house. He swamps Zoey with the brown monkey … then goes for it. Runs, jumps and dives in the deep in. We here a “no” then a loud “what!” I think that one came from Asa. While Kory is underwater, Andrew says, “Can Zoey hold her breath that long?!” Kory emerges from the bottom as Zoey comes running around the corner. London grabs Mimi and walks into the pool. She was the only one not fooled but the rest had priceless expressions and ALL caught on video.
I also brought in my new Puba Hockey jersey made for me by Joe (twitter.com/joevasion). I wanted to record a special shout out to him with Natasha. So the girlie gets naked, throws on my jersey and rubs herself down while saying thank you to Joe. By the way, most of the thank you happened with no clothes on, so the youtube clip below is limited in thank yous but sooner or later the uncensored version will be online. And again, Thank you Joe!
The food was delicious and it was a fun relaxing time for all. Later Dave the Driver arrived with Jackie Daniels and some other peeps. Then some “drunk” chicks showed up as we were leaving. And the night was done. No fireworks for us, no fighting, no drama … just fun in the sun with friends.Now check out all the pics and the youtube video from the event.