OF THE HEAD Review
Ivan may not be a household name yet, but anyone who has seen his work
can’t help but be impressed. He puts a lot into every production
and has the kind of love for film that gives his movies a good twist.
Those of you who saw his “Texas’ Asshole Massacre”
know that he combines comedy, horror and high production values with
great sex. This is his second “Slut-O-Rama” movie and takes
a new twist on the zombie genre. I’m not too familiar with most
of the girls in the cast, but Gia Paloma is always one to give a great
scene. She did a great job in Ivan’s last movie and has an even
bigger role in this one.
The movie opens with a “Cops” style team of enforcement
agents run by Gia Paloma. She explains that thanks to a demented clown,
some top-secret drugs have hit the streets. The drugs make women so
horny that they will literally masturbate themselves to death. In order
to stop them, the Zips must get them to ingest semen orally. They have
guns filled with cum that are used first. If those don’t work
then the Zips have to fuck the girls. If that still won’t save
the girls, then the B (for bukkake) Team has to come in and get the
Some of the Zips just like getting laid, but one of the new recruits
has a personal reason for joining the squad. We learn through a flashback
that his girlfriend, Memphis Monroe got her hands on the pills and nearly
fucked him to death. She attacks his cock with her mouth and has those
beautiful tits swaying underneath her body perfectly. Since she is worked
into such a heated state, she gives a nice stream of dirty talk as he
moves from her mouth to her pussy. Mish keeps those tits moving and
I think I’m rapidly falling in love with this blonde. Sexual energy
is usually not a strength in features, but this is one if off to a great
start. She shakes all of her hot parts in a long reverse cowgirl, and
doggy before he sprays her down. Since he shot on the wrong end, I don’t
think she was saved.
The Zips come upon a girl in serious trouble, (Angelina Bonet) and have
to move in for some personal rescuing. She is supposed to look a little
strung out, but is still a cute girl under that teased-out hair. Her
hungry mouth is eager to suck both cocks and she can barely keep her
head moving back and forth fast enough. She does a good job with her
legs high in the air as they pound away on her pussy. Moving to the
anal, Angelina provides enough energy to fit her condition. We get some
great RCA and really good shots during the spoon. If you’re looking
for a feature with great anal sex, you’ve found it. They roll
her into piledriver and pound her silly. Chalk this one up as a job
well done when she eats enough jizz to return her to normal.
We see the full effect of the drugs when Ashley Gracie, a frosty homecoming
queen runner-up, pops a pill and goes nuts on her lucky date. She slips
right out of her dress and starts inhaling his cock. We get a lot of
footage from between her legs and she bends over and gives head. This
isn’t the best angle, but we do get some nice jiggling boobie
shots. The tits keep bouncing as she opens her pussy and gets slammed
fucked in a way that is sure to win her the crown come prom time. The
energy from this scene is fantastic and she manages to keep up the dirty
talk even as he chokes her. He makes a big mistake when he pulls out
and shoots all over her pussy. Though he is fucked out, she keeps going
and without some help, she’ll end up before the stain on their
bed can dry.
When nothing else works, the B Squad has to be called in. They find
Genesis Skye in an alley and go to work. This is a blow bang scene complete
with a lot of drool, gagging and quacking and she works her way around
the circle of cock. This isn’t my favorite scene in the movie,
but she handles it very well and adds a nice twist to the sexuality
at play here. The B boys do their best and nearly drown her in cream,
saving the day.
Things can get very messy for a female member of the Zips team. When
Gia Paloma shows up to help a girl on a porn set she is overtaken by
Tiffany Holiday. After doing a very good job of convincing us that she
doesn’t want to fuck, Gia flips the switch when Tiffany forces
some pills down her throat. She shoves a toy into the waiting hole of
the now horny cop. As always, Gia is perfect for this kind of action
and fucks like she really is dying to have more shoved into her holes.
The toy play between these two women is really good and we get plenty
of anal action from both women.
Now that she has been juiced, Gia needs the Zips to come and help her.
She attacks the first dick she sees and goes right into her gagging
mode. That never does much for me, but I know that some of you wait
just for that kind of thing and she is great with her mouth no matter
how much noise her throat is making. The fucking is white hot with Gia
showing her trademark energy and getting her pussy slammed raw. There
aren’t many women in the business who are better at anal sex than
Gia and she absolutely fucks him like she is trying to win some kind
of award for freakiest anal slut in history. After busting that ass,
Chris pulls out and feeds her the seed that she needs to be saved.
As you would expect from this movie, there is an interesting BTS reel
with some very funny bloopers. We also get a gallery, cumshot recap
and trailers of other movies.
I think I liked this movie even more than Ivan’s other feature.
It’s a really cool little zombie comedy that just happens to have
some great sex in it. As a fan of horror and B-movies I really had fun
with this. It’s a nicely made movie that is quite original and
funny. What better compliment can one pay to a porn feature? Oh yeah,
the sex. It’s pretty damn good as well and certainly the sort
of action we have come to expect from Evolution. Gia’s final scene
is likely to have everyone stroking a few layers of skin off of their
units if people aren’t careful. Memphis really impressed me and
can’t wait to see her again very soon. I loved the creativity
and originality on display here. I also enjoy seeing a feature that
doesn’t feel the need to skimp on the sex. It’s a good thing
this movie came out now. It’s not too late for this one to end
up on the list for Best Feature at the RRCC awards. Hey, anyone can
make a good feature with a big enough budget, but it takes some skill
to make a good one for limited cash. Throw in gonzo caliber sex and
you have a rare treat indeed.