PITTSBURGH TRIP 2005
Part #3
(The Penguins, Primanti Brothers, and a CLUELESS Adult Shop!)

 

This was going to be a fun filled adventure as we had full day of fun set-up. Last night we stayed up late and wound up sleeping in. For the game Kami decided to wear a shirt designed by one of her fans. It was a really cool shirt with the Steelers' logo on the front and "Kamiland.com" on the back. It had rhinestones on the front circling the logo. Plus it made Kami's boobies really stick out. A real plus in my book. We arrived just as the National Anthem was concluded. I was anxious to see Pens' 18 year old phenom Sidney Crosby. He has the potential to be the next Mario Lemieux. Our seats were up high over the rink, they were balcony type seating. Awesome view right above the action. The Penguins were playing my favorite east coast team, the Devils but on this night Martin Brodeur had the night off. I am huge Brodeur fan and was looking forward to the Crosby/Brodeur match-up. The game was amazing as the home team pulled out an easy 6-2 victory. The youngster had 4 points (2G, 2A) and was the second star of the game. Pens goalie, Fluery, stopped 44 of 46 shots and was the number one star. Great, great game ... I even got video footage of Crosby scoring a goal.

During the game the big screen has this "Celebrity Look-a-Like" game, where they show a fan in the crowd then a celebrity they look like. After a few of those Hines Wards's picture came up, then he came up on the screen. He was at the game and the people cheered like kids do with Barney. Even Kami yelled "Hey baby!" at him. Those Steelers are so beloved it's scary. Kind of cool though how much team spirit there is.

Between second and third period we decided to get some snacks. My hotness of a girlfriend was quickly recognized by some guy who does work for Howard Stern. We chatted shortly then went to get some food. yes this trip was all about the food, oh and fooling around as well. On our way back to our seats Kami was recognized once more but this time by three creepy drunk guys. They asked if I was her bodyguard but Kami assured them I was her boyfriend. Yeah suckas! Her boyfriend! Our entire time at the Mellon Arena people made googoo eyes at Kami and her bodacious gazangas! That fans's shirt was a big hit with the Penguins fans, of course Kami provided her hot self in it but it was a perfect combination. After the game we took loads of pictures, we even swapped being camera guys between ourselves and some Quebecers sitting next to us. Outside we took more pictures with even a nice lady offering to take some of us. If this was LA I would have tried to mug her before she had a chance to grab our camera and run. But this was a different place with a whole different attitude. We even got a wacky shot of Kami in a hand stand outside the Arena. Oh yeah and a quick Booby shot in the parking lot.

After the game we headed to Pitt's local hang out, the greasy-mind-blowing Sandwiches of Primanti Brothers. No plates, no utensils ... just good old greasy sandwiches with fries inside them. Grab the previous customer's junk of the table, toss in the trash and make yourself at home. We shared some chili cheese fries and an Egg Sandwich Extraordinare. This sandwich was like of Scooby size filled with eggs, coleslaw, and french fries. Yum is all I gotta say. After filling our bellies we headed home to exercise off some unwanted calories. But before our wrasslin sessions we stopped off at an Adult Store. We often do that to see what's out in stores, seeing if we made the big time of a small store in a small town. Well, by golly it was there ... Texas' Asshole Massacre amidst all other porn. We were giddy and took some pics. But as these two "superstars" drooled over the DVD the store owner kept throwing attitude and telling us we had to leave. They were closing in 5 minutes, woop-de-doo and fuck you too! Asshole told us to leave. Good bye and good riddance. But how funny as these two porn people are all happy about this store carrying our movie, this store clerk tosses us out.

It was fine with us because we then went home and tried to recreate some of the scenes in the movie.

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