Later you can read about PORNO 101 - "Semen on the Fingers" for now check out my first day on a porn set. "Rookie's first day."

As usual Tommy seems to make sure I am always happy with eye candy. Today we shot another scene for "Big Ass Fixation" with Sara Jay. As I walked into the house, there were these ginormous boobs staring at me. Sara was running around the living room with her huge mammories out and about. As I stated before, I am all about professionalism and respect. But dangit her big butt and boobies made this Russky want to disrespect and treat her unprofessionally. I stayed my old boring self never laying a hand on her, BUT I did make sure we shot 30 minutes of tease. My lens once touching her boob. Yes that's 1,800 seconds I spent with this vulptous lady, her big boobs in my face, her great ass up against my nose, and her lucious camel toe up against the lens. She was packing and so was I. ;)

Tommy and I had a little heart to heart talk. Once in a while he plays my porn Papa role. We discussed life and girls ... oh and life with girls or without. His solution was for me to do a POV line. I laughed but was kind of intriged. Nah, that won't work, who wants to see a belly and the top of a chick's head bobbing up and down. But that was solid advice, maybe I can just fund it myself? He also asked if I wanted to take over "Black Up that White Ass" series. I would love to! And now it's mine. I got so much on my plate these days and it's not just food this time.

I just conducted a phone interview which hopefully will be up in the near future. Talking about interviews, here is one done with me I think sometime in February by our old PR guy for some magazines ... READ

This a lesson I learned today, the hard way. I like Tommy (Tom Byron) but I don't like his semen on my hands. So on porn sets there are various necessities laying around: lube, baby wipes, enemas, douches, water, paper towels, etc. Usually when the girl is done slurping up the semen I get her paper towels and babywipes to clean themselves up. Today was no different as I catered to the sexy Sara Jay all day long. She needed a water ... boom! she needed a babywipe ... boom! gum ... boom! fluffer ... I wish! As the scene concluded I passed along the papertowel roll. She grabbed it through the roll cardboard center with fingers inside. When she was done she handed it back to me as my fingers ventured into the same center of the roll. You guessed it I was in for a surprise? And after a quick taste test realized it was Tommy's off spring. Well, there was no taste test but definitely a lesson.

LESSON for today: Check the roll inside and out before grabbing back from a semen soaked lady.