TEXAS' ASSHOLE MASSACRE Review
AVN.com
Reviewed by Heidi Pike-Johnson
Published in AVN July 2005
EDITOR'S CHOICE

Rating: AAAA 1/2

EDITOR’S CHOICE – VIDEO
Texas’ Asshole Massacre (DVD, VHS)
Evolution Erotica. D: Ivan. Kami Andrews, Isabel Ice, Kat, Gia Paloma,
Kelly Wells, Dirty Harry, Sascha, Kris Slater, Alias. 112 Min.
AAAA 1/2

Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Still Gallery, Trailers.
This super-cute comedy parodies the Tobe Hooper-directed horror classic The
Texas Chainsaw Massacre giving it a porno twist. Here, Kami Andrews stars
in her first feature as Texas, a crazy matriarch of a crazy family who, via
infomercial lures porn stars to her ranch so she can make them into chili.
It’s rare that a movie with fucking this hard is this funny and director
Ivan shows great skill in doing this here. It’s a fun commentary on the
whole mainstreaming of porn phenomenon with the victims/porn starlets being
told that they can just say no to extracurricular sex and become more than
the anal whores that they are. “I will make you something better by any
means necessary!” Andrews emotes.

Heh
.
It’s an Evolution vid so there’s a damn lot of anal in here and it’s all
pretty good with the highlights being Kelly Wells anal bout with stuff
Sascha and a hilarious threeway with “five time best anal scene nominee” Gia
Paloma begging for cock in her ass and Andrews and Sascha not allowing it.

Pre-noms:
Best Comedy
Kami Andrews for Best Actress – Video
Dirty Harry for Best Supporting Actor – Video
Wells/Sascha for Best Anal Sex Scene – Video
Andrews/Gia Paloma/Sascha scene for Best Threeway

Marketing: Front and center in your Evolution section. Stock and re-stock
this one.

— Heidi Pike-Johnson