Texas' Asshole Massacre

Evolution Erotica. D: Ivan. Kami Andrews, Isabel Ice, Kat, Gia Paloma, Kelly Wells, Dirty Harry, Sascha, Kris Slater, Alias. 112 Min.
AAAA 1/2
Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurette, Still Gallery, Trailers.

This super-cute comedy parodies the Tobe Hooper-directed horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre giving it a porno twist. Here, Kami Andrews stars in her first feature as Texas, a crazy matriarch of a crazy family who, via infomercial lures porn stars to her ranch so she can make them into chili. It's rare that a movie with fucking this hard is this funny and director Ivan shows great skill in doing this here. It's a fun commentary on the whole mainstreaming of porn phenomenon with the victims/porn starlets being told that they can just say no to extracurricular sex and become more than the anal whores that they are. "I will make you something better by any means necessary!" Andrews emotes.

Heh.

It's an Evolution vid so there's a damn lot of anal in here and it's all pretty good with the highlights being Kelly Wells anal bout with stuff Sascha and a hilarious threeway with "five time best anal scene nominee" Gia Paloma begging for cock in her ass and Andrews and Sascha not allowing it.
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- Heidi Pike-Johnson