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Bowling, eating, rabbits, goats, movies, and one mean Ram!

I must admit this is a long but a fun re-cap of the last time Kami came into town. The first week she stayed in Woodland Hills, approximately 30 miles from where she used to stay at some haunted Condo. with a Tom Selleck looking sexy guy. Then she moved in with the handsome fella.

Los Angeles is a big town but we managed to see each other all week, as we spent it together either talking or hanging out. In hanging out I mean, nothing was hanging out ... we spent all our time, as Kami put it "we are like dating." We went on walks (walkies), ate A LOT of food, watched movies, drank (kami drank and I watched), and we ATE some more. We also spent a lot of time at the Petting Zoo across from Anabolic/Diabolic's old office.

On the first day Kami was in town we hung out and played hangman and other paper games for about three hours, then we headed to the local bowling alley for some crazy fun. READ ... After the bowling alley I tucked Kami in, stayed with her till she fell asleep (she got a bit sick) and headed home around 5:30am.

Volume of food we ate this trip was out of control. We love food and the food loves us. Kami and I spent the next few days going to get food, tanning (as with drinking this is Kami's territory), and visiting those cute bunnies, goats, peacocks, and one mean ram. We love to feed ourselves and any creature that comes our way! [KAMI VIDEO] & [IVAN VIDEO] On one occasion we drove by with no food for the goats ... Kami was upset but I was the hero of the moment with a quick solution, "wait I have a burrito under my seat!" I did have a half of burrito under my seat, a beef and potato delicacy from 7-Eleven. The goats loved it, the ram not so much. On one of our visits the ram got a bit jealous and started to chase the goats around. Kami was now the hero yelling at the ram and eventually giving him a serious stare down; he lost and moved on. Kami victorious! [VIDEO] Rawr! On another trip we spotted rabbits all over the area, out of their containment, one of them was across at Anabolic looking for work. Kami tried to coax him back with some bread but eventually realized he was another one of those drug selling bunnies and we got some fun pills from him ... READ (joke)

Evidently both of us are movie buffs because the three weeks we spent together we probably watched dozens of movies. One particular day and night we watched three, both crying like little children during the Jazz Singer ... then being pissed by that silly Exorcism of Emily Rose ... and finally trying to stay awake during Wedding Crashers. One interesting thing happened during the Jazz Singer, we clicked so much discussing and calling out cool filmmaking tricks and styles. That chick is such a quick learner and knows quite a bit I might add.

Kami introduced me to a new thingy called "the walkies" We walkied everywhere, to the store to Hollywood Blvd., to the kitchen, and then we had one very memorable 5 hour walkie. At around 11pm we began our Woodland Hills journey walking over to Ralphs and filling up a sippy bottle full of happy juice. We then began a trek to the local park through the dark and scary streets of Porn Valley, USA. You never know when an agent might jump out of a tree looking for a new girl ... you never know when a "director" might jump out with a camera looking for POV work ... you just never know. So we walked hand in hand protecting each other from scary and scarier things that might approach us. But all we saw was a guy picking his nose in his office while making copies. Kami flashed him but he missed it. We tried taking pictures but after a few shots the camera died. This unfortunate event would cost us some pretty amazing footage. We made our way to the park and found a bench in the dark area of a very dark park. There was a group of kids (possible west coast alliance of the Trench Coat mafia) playing in the swings. We walked passed them without any guns or boobs being drawn. At the bench we talked until Kami decided to climb a tree. Once a top of two branches, she began showering me with her love. I was out of reach of her golden love but the tree never had a chance as Kami decided to finish off the moment with quick squirt from number two. My camera wouldn't even turn on and the moment was gone with the only reminder of the beautiful aroma of Kami Andrews. On the way back we spotted a dead squirrel which we both later named. The uniqueness of the name is that we both just spoke out a name for the dead squirrel and we thought of the same thing. Kami said "Fred" and I said "Freddie" Weird moment but very cool. Talk about being on the same page. Kami got home a bit after 4AM.

And now let's get to the food. Remember The Dinner, Kami and I had? Yum! By our looks, it seems as if I eat for both of us as I am the mom and she is my baby, living in my big hairy womb. But Kami can eat with the best of them and tell you what she has fun doing it. And I love watching her do it. And eating too :) We ate at this Chinese place where we got a meal and salad each ... we also got a sample platter of 16 sushis! It was a sight to see as our table was overflowing with food. (Pictures coming soon) After Kami's Private shoot, I took my girly to an Italian place in the Fairfax District called Mr. Pizza. That place has no interior lighting except for the candle lamp on each table. We had to read the menus under our cell. phones, we even spilled our waters ... we=me. We got a huge pizza and split a spaghetti with meat sauce. This place sells 200 different beers and the one Kami got wasn't very tasty. It was too dark for us to take pictures of our food adventure so we spent the time talking and "talking". The next morning big boob cutey fried us up some leftover spaghetti, it was delicious. We also over ordered in a few other places like Denny's, Del Taco, and Carl's Jr. But hey it was good leftover eatin' for the kitty cat.

Many porn people go to Porn Star Karaoke, I have never been and wanted to see what it's all about. Plus I wanted to meet two LJ friends in Matrushka and Tongodeon. Kami, Ceasar, and I went ... and it was fun. The most fun I had was watching Tim an old co-worker of mine from The X Show (1999-2002) get up there and sing about his recent divorce. He actually got married when we worked on the show. I didn't talk to him because i figured he didn't remember me plus I forgot his name until was reminded by a friend a few weeks later. I loved talking to our LJ friends, they seem to have a lot going on for them and love each other very much. After the bar we headed to a secret restaurant. Some talked while most slept. It was a very unique place and after all said and done we got home at 5AM. I can't wait to hang out with Matrushka and Tongodeon again. Unfortunately we over slept and missed an opportunity to see some cool Sumo wrestling with them a few days later. Here are two galleries from that night ... MY CAMERA and ANOTHER CAMERA

I wanted to do something special, something unique for us to do away from the stress and people in our lives. So I spent a few hours driving to many places to get toys, props, and food for a cool little lunch picnic. It was going to be a surprise and I was hoping Kami would not be busy. I went to two stores and some food places to pick-up the essentials. Walmart and Walgreens provided a picnic basket, a blanket, football and frisbee ... Del Taco provided Kami's favorite quesedillas, while AM/PM was nice enough to have our favorite nitro dogs and burgers, and I capped off the deliciously unhealthy lunch with a diet Rockstar from 7-Eleven. I called Kami and caught her at Rite-Aid, picked her up and surprised her with the contents of my truck. Luckily she bought non perishables and we headed to the park. There were families playing, doggies running, and the smell of grass I can not get enough of. Eating was fun but what came next was a special and unique thing we have never done. I have heard about Kami's prowess as a tackle football goddess, yeah right! I was up for the challenge until her first tackle of me, which led to a fumble and 7 for the girl. This was a re-accuring theme for the rest of the game as she dominated me 49-14. We spent the rest of the time playing catch and leg wrestling. She beat me in my game then I beat her in her's ... I was the god of leg wrestling! :) It was one of the best times we have ever had together and one comment still sticks in my mind, when Kami said, "I am real happy, this feels normal" After all the stress and bs from people and the jobs ... this particular Sunday brought us to a reality of real life and real world we rarely have a chance to escape from together. This moment I thought about as we drove to LAX and the same moment swirled in my head as I got a last hug and kiss as Kami went up the escalator and out of my reach. Till next time. :( ... :)